BJ and Pede Survives the Night ! "Night of The Living Dead Movie Short" (28mins)

After the Comic: 

You know, those old black-and-white horror movies always started the same way: an abandoned farmhouse, strange noises outside and somebody insisting, “There’s nothing to worry about.” Five minutes later, the dead are climbing through the windows!

In this Bootleg Comics version, Pede and I weren’t sticking around to discover whether those zombies wanted dinner or wanted us for dinner. I grabbed my coffee, Pede headed for the Jeep and we made tracks.

And yes, I had to say it: “At least the brother didn’t die first this time!”

-BJ

Bootleg Comic's Presents: "Betrick" starring BJ and Wife Rita

After the Comic: Betricked!

Have you ever opened your mouth and talked yourself right out of something good? That’s exactly what happened to me! Rita magically put a table full of fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, greens, cornbread and sweet potatoes in front of me—and then I had to remind her that I was trying to become a vegetarian.

Before I could change my mind, the soul food disappeared and was replaced by a mountain of raw vegetables and fruit. I wanted to eat healthier, but I didn’t mean I wanted the entire produce department sitting on my plate!

Pede just sat there looking at me as if to say, “You talked yourself right out of the fried chicken!” Sometimes it’s better to chew your food before you chew yourself out of a good meal.

You know, it just goes to show you—be careful what you say around a wife who can work magic in the kitchen!

BJ and "Dennis the Menance Slingshot Shenanigans"

After the Comic....

Dennis promised it would be just one little shot. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, that pebble bounced from a tin can to a street sign, a mailbox and a garden sprinkler. Before I knew it, the checkers were flying, the neighborhood was soaked and a hamburger had landed right on top of my cap!

Dennis asked if I was having fun yet. My answer was simple: NO!!!!!

Pede knew the truth before I did—this kid is trouble! I thought everything was finally under control when I put the slingshot in the trash can. Then Dennis smiled and pulled out a spare.

You know, it just goes to show you: when Dennis says he isn’t aiming at anything yet, that’s your warning to duck!

Until the next rescued laugh, "Now fo the real Dennis".....

BJ