The Ghetto Dentist..."Not in the hood"

After the Comic....

The Ghetto Dentist promised a brand-new front partial in five minutes—and technically, she delivered. Unfortunately, she gave her patient enough front teeth to open a soda bottle!

When the mirror came out, so did the buck teeth, the insults and eventually the entire dental staff—running for their lives!

You know, it just goes to show you: fast dental work may save you time, but it could also leave you with a smile that arrives five minutes before you do!

This is comedy! "There are Fabulous Black Dentist" this is just a over exaggerated true story that happened to a friend"

Until the next rescued laugh,

BJ

This is not funny.....

BJ and "Dennis the Menance Slingshot Shenanigans"

After the Comic....

Dennis promised it would be just one little shot. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, that pebble bounced from a tin can to a street sign, a mailbox and a garden sprinkler. Before I knew it, the checkers were flying, the neighborhood was soaked and a hamburger had landed right on top of my cap!

Dennis asked if I was having fun yet. My answer was simple: NO!!!!!

Pede knew the truth before I did—this kid is trouble! I thought everything was finally under control when I put the slingshot in the trash can. Then Dennis smiled and pulled out a spare.

You know, it just goes to show you: when Dennis says he isn’t aiming at anything yet, that’s your warning to duck!

Until the next rescued laugh, "Now fo the real Dennis".....

BJ

BJ and The Refrigerator Perry - One Yard Glory Run!

After the Comic....

Back during the 1985 football season, William “The Refrigerator” Perry was my favorite football player. He was built like a moving wall, but what made him special was his personality—and the excitement he created whenever they put him in the backfield near the goal line.

This comic gave me the chance to do something I never got to do in real life: play quarterback and hand the football to The Fridge at the one-yard line! Once that big man started moving, those defenders weren’t trying to tackle him—they were just hoping to survive the delivery!

Perry crashes through, scores the touchdown, spikes the football and immediately starts looking for the snack table. That’s how I remember The Fridge: powerful, entertaining and always fun to watch.

It just goes to show you: when you need one tough yard, don’t call a running back—open the refrigerator!

Until the next rescued laugh,

BJ

Now Watch a memorable moment....Frige takes it in from the one!!

BJ and Lucy..."Chocolate Factory Chaos"

After the Comic....

BJ and Lucy thought wrapping chocolates would be an easy job—until the conveyor belt went into overdrive!

Before long, chocolates were flying, pockets were stuffed and profits were disappearing fast. But as Lucy would say: “BJ, so what!”

Sometimes teamwork means solving the problem. Other times, it means eating the evidence!

Until the next rescued laugh,

BJ

Now for the real Lucy and Ethel in action !!!!........

"Never Go Junking With Fred Sanford!"

After the Comic

I thought Fred and I were going junking to make a little extra money. Instead, we lost a washing machine, chased a runaway tire, got attacked by a recliner, and nearly scattered half the junkyard across Los Angeles!

After all that running, bouncing, and hanging onto Fred’s truck, I finally asked, “What did we make, Fred?”

Fred looked at me and said, “Nothing, you big dummy!”

You know, it just goes to show you: one man’s trash may be another man’s treasure—but only if it stays in the truck!

Until our next adventure,

BJ 

Butt Kicking and Coffee !!

 

After the Comic

What started as a peaceful coffee run turned into flying feet, loose shoes, and bad guys landing everywhere—including inside a trash can!

Bruce Lee was so fast that the troublemakers never knew what hit them. I did my part too, although I’m still not sure whether my fighting style was skill, luck, or just trying to keep my coffee from spilling.

You know, it just goes to show you: A good friend will always have your back—and a senior discount tastes even better after you’ve kicked a little butt!

Until our next adventure,

BJ

Now a little clip action......

Hi Pie!!

🎬 After the Silent Movie Still

Some days start out quiet... then Moe, Larry, and Curly show up, and suddenly you're wearing a pie instead of eating one!

I had planned on a peaceful day in the workshop, but with the Stooges around, "peace and quiet" is just another way of saying, "Stand by for flying pastries!" One minute you're minding your own business, and the next you're wondering if whipped cream comes out of overalls.

The good news? Nobody stayed mad. The laughter was louder than the pie splat, and that's what made those old slapstick comedies so memorable. They reminded us that even life's biggest messes can become our funniest memories.

Until next time... keep smiling, duck when someone says "Wait a minute!", and remember... the pie washes off, but the laughs last forever. 🍰🎞️

-BJ