"Never Go Junking With Fred Sanford!"

After the Comic

I thought Fred and I were going junking to make a little extra money. Instead, we lost a washing machine, chased a runaway tire, got attacked by a recliner, and nearly scattered half the junkyard across Los Angeles!

After all that running, bouncing, and hanging onto Fred’s truck, I finally asked, “What did we make, Fred?”

Fred looked at me and said, “Nothing, you big dummy!”

You know, it just goes to show you: one man’s trash may be another man’s treasure—but only if it stays in the truck!

Until our next adventure,

BJ